Wrapping Pussy is Hard

Wrapping pussy is hard.

It’s oddly shaped (not exactly a rectangular box).

Tape won’t stick to it.

And honestly … you’re constantly petting it, so there’s no way you’re keeping it wrapped up anyhow.

So what other gift is as perfect as pussy?

Well, nothing.

But a distant second would be my novel, Jesus Vs. Santa.

They’ll laugh their asses off, and it’s easy to wrap.

Or you can just put it in your box.

Be as gentle as you have to.

-Harlowe Pilgrim

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