Oral
Arguments
“Now,” the judge said, “we’re ready to proceed with oral arguments.”
“That should be easy – my wife and I have been having that argument since the honeymoon, Your Honor.”
“Eat me,” his wife said, with a bitchy scowl.
The judge clapped his hands together. “How about that? We’re making progress already. Sure you guys don’t want to stay married?”
Why did it take the dentist several tries to remove the blonde’s wisdom teeth?
Well,
by the time she finished her
oral procedure …
… he was never in the mood to perform surgery.
… he was never in the mood to perform surgery.
-Harlowe
Pilgrim
Copyright 2013 Cock and Bull Publishing, LLC
This piece appears in the ebook Harlowe Pilgrim's Oh My Words! 2013.
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