Saturday, May 17, 2014

Best Ab Workout


What is the best ab workout?

People are always asking me, so here it is.

Best Ab Workout:
  1. Roman Chair Sit-ups
  2. Crunches
  3. Fucking
Just perform these exercises to exhaustion, and you’re guaranteed a great ab workout every time.

Unfortunately, one of the exercises can be a challenge to do in your typical commercial gym.

And that exercise, is … Roman Chair Sit-ups … because not every gym has a Roman Chair bench.

In that situation, I would substitute either Incline Sit-ups, or extra fucking at the end.

Which reminds me to remind you to take care and ALWAYS perform these exercises in the prescribed order.

Because if you do the fucking first, there’s no way you’ll bother with the other two.

And trust me, that … is experience talking.

-Harlowe Pilgrim

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