Saturday, March 4, 2017

Leprechaun Honeypot


“Show me your honeypot, and I’ll show you me pot of gold.”

“Sure you only want to see my honeypot?”

“Do YOU only want to SEE me pot of gold?

“Hmmm,” she played with her hair. “Aren’t you kind of tall for a Leprechaun?”

“Aye, an I ain’t that Irish, neither.”





Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!

Enjoy the crawl home!




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-Harlowe Pilgrim


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