A man found his daughter sobbing, with her face in her hands.
“What
is it, honey?”
“It’s
my boyfriend, Dad. I don’t think it’s going to work out.”
“No?
Was it something he said?”
She
sniffled.
“All
he cares about is poking Fun at me.”
“Now
honey … you know how things go in a relationship. I poke fun at
your mother, all the time.”
The
girl looked up, aghast.
“You
mean ... you named your penis ‘Fun’, too?”
-Harlowe
Pilgrim
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2014 Cock and Bull Publishing, LLC
This piece appears in the ebook Harlowe Pilgrim's Oh My Words! 2014.
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