“What?” her mother said. “Pregnant?! I can’t believe this! We’ve talked about …”
“No—not pregnant, mom. Half pregnant.”
“Half pregnant?! What in the world are you talking about? There’s no such thing as half pregnant!”
“I think that’s what I am, mom.”
“Oh yeah? What makes you think that?”
“Well … he only put it halfway in. So …”
“Honey, I hate to tell you, but … any half a prick can make a baby. Just ask you father.”
-Harlowe Pilgrim
Copyright 2013 Cock and Bull Publishing, LLC
This piece appears in the ebook Harlowe Pilgrim's Oh My Words! 2013.
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