Let’s
see now …
Every
year,
Thanksgiving
falls on a Thursday,
Christmas
comes on the 25th,
Easter
is always on a Sunday,
and
the 4th of July is always on … well, the 4th.
And
then there’s Labor Day.
Which
is always on the 9th …
… month
after ‘Sloppy Forgot-My-Pills Sex Night’ (a frequent and popular
holiday in its own right).
Stick
it on your calendar.
Ps.
You can’t keep it from coming, because you couldn’t keep it from coming.
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