It’s always a big deal to get your hands on the season’s biggest toy.
But toys that big aren’t for everyone.
It can be an awfully tight squeeze … especially in a little … stocking.
And, although everyone likes tearing open a gift, nobody wants a busted box.
(I know that’s a stretch)
You want them to come and have fun … so give a gift that will tickle them pink.
For that, I recommend my novel, Jesus Vs. Santa.
A delicious mix of humor, filth, and blasphemy … it reads like a movie, and eats like a meal.
We’re talking all the fun of a giant phallus, with none of the walking funny after you use it.
Sure, they’ll still be a little sore on the inside (from all the laughing), but nothing that will require medical attention (or stitches).
Most likely.
And if you already got them the big toy? Just keep it for yourself. It wants to live with you anyway.
See? Now everyone’s happy.
Wishing a
Merry
Christmahanakwanza,
to you and yours.
-Harlowe Pilgrim
Copyright 2013 Cock and Bull Publishing, LLC
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