“Why don’t you eat mine
like you eat hers?”“Because she’s my girlfriend.”
“Oh, so it’s that exclusive? You used to stick your face right in mine … practically lapped it up like a dog.”
“Mom …”
“Is it the crust?”
“Mom …”
“Is it not as sweet and gushy as it used to be?”
“Mom …”
“Does hers look as good covered with whipped cream?”
“Mom! I’ll eat yours next, okay? It’s only pumpkin pie, for Christ’s sake.”
-Harlowe
Pilgrim
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