Would Jesus and Santa swap wives?

It depends on what you want to swap them for.

Just what kind of trade are we talking?

Will beer be involved?

How about a copy of Jesus Vs. Santa?

Now we're getting somewhere.

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-Harlowe Pilgrim

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Harlowe Pilgrim’s Titty Bar

A long time ago … (actually quite recently)

In a galaxy far, far away … (it’s really not that far away)

At the crossroads of Beer, and Babes …

Stands a spectacle so spectacular …

You’ll want to visit again and again … and tell your friends.

We proudly present to you,

Harlowe Pilgrim’s Titty Bar …

         
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Please be our guests …

And come again.

-Harlowe Pilgrim

Copyright 2014 Cock and Bull Publishing, LLC

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Tom the Turkey

Tom the turkey was drinking beers with one of his buddies.

"You know how a female dog is called a bitch?" he said. "Did you know a female turkey is also called a bitch?"

"They are? That's news to me, man."

"Yeah? Well …" Tom downed the rest of his beer. "… I guess that shows you've never been married to one of 'em."

-Harlowe Pilgrim

Harlowe Pilgrim’s books are available at Amazon, iBooks,   Smashwords.com, Books-A-Million, and most other online booksellers.

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