by Harlowe Pilgrim, for The Shit Creek Times
Washington DC
New allegations have come to light in Donald Trump’s latest
caper, Hamburger-gate.
Sources say their sources are asking whether the President’s
idea to serve fast food to the 2018 national champion Clemson Tigers upon their
celebratory visit to the White House just might have been inspired – nay stolen
- from the old Don Imus comedy bit entitled “1200 Hamburgers to Go”.
The Imus piece (that’s “1200 Hamburgers” … not Mrs. Imus) features
the aforementioned retired radio-cowboy playing a sergeant in the Air National
Guard on the telephone attempting to place an order for 1200 hamburgers to feed
his troops.
The Trump piece features the president playing the Commander
in Chief in otherwise essentially the same role.
Link to the Imus bit: Imus "1200 Hamburgers to Go"
Could it be coincidence?
What’s more, Trump and Imus were acquainted, back before
Imus quit drinking and before Trump quit not being leader of the free world.
You be the judge.
Some have asked if this revelation might also shed light on
the circumstances leading to House Majority Leader Pelosi recently being denied
a government plane for her scheduled trip to Afghanistan.
But our investigation shows that was apparently done simply
as a favor to Afghanistan. As a Trump
staffer was heard saying, “Haven’t those poor people suffered enough?”
Meanwhile Democrats are suggesting an investigation may be
warranted to get to the bottom of any potential Imus involvement.
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