Pithy thoughts and wanderings …
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Sports bar or sports bra?
Oh, Hooters.
Heard about the new musical 'Lesbian Miserables'?
They're depressed, they're french, they're girl on girl...
and they're singing about it.
"I see you're hitting the 'hard
stuff' again."
(said to an obviously pregnant woman who can
hopefully take a joke)
Introduce yourself by sticking your
nose in her crotch like a dog.
If she just smiles and pets you, she's
a keeper.
Sleep with things that go hump in the night.
Nice work! You can fock and chew gum at
the same time!
Save a seahorse ... ride a mermaid!
The only twisters I like are the
'titty' kind.
What could be better than the zoo?
Bear-naked asses, man-eating pussy ...
"I'm having a hard time dealing
with withdrawal." Penis said.
Can I borrow your pink highlighter?"
Casual naked Friday's at the office.
"I put it in your
inbox."
The legs here stay open around the
cock.
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