Saturday, October 22, 2016

Shadow Box





"Shadow Box" by Harlowe Pilgrim


The air rushed through their hair as the car sped down the road.

“You better watch it … one more ticket and you’ll lose your license.”

“No, I’m good.”

“You’re good?”

“I fixed that other ticket.”

“What? How did you …”

“I brought a pizza down to the police station. That and a …” She put her fist up to her cheek and pushed her tongue into her other cheek. Then she smiled. “No more ticket.”

“Are you … seriously?”

Her friend smirked. “What do you think?”

She didn’t answer.

“Tastes like bacon.”

The car sped on.


“Thanks.”

“Don’t mention it, girlfriend. I’ll see you in the morning.”

“Okay, sounds good. Let me know if you need help with that Algebra.”

“I will. Don’t study too hard.”

“I won’t.”

“You lying slut.” Her friend grinned. “Later.”

“Later.”

The car’s tires chirped as it started back out of the driveway.

She waved to her friend, turned and trudged up the walk with her heavy backpack and let herself in.


Home lately was not the same. The warmth was gone … and it was giving her chills.

Not the family or anything like that.

Just something about home, the house, the atmosphere wasn’t feeling quite right.

A certain …

He was there.

She didn’t see him, but she could have. Dared she look.

When she closed the door behind her.

When she set down her bookbag and rummaged through the refrigerator.

He was there.

When she changed in her room.

When she sat down with her homework.

He was there. He saw everything, and she felt him but didn’t know him.

He was that something that didn’t feel right, that something that haunted her.

Instinct knew being stalked.

And it expressed itself as a sense of unease.

Unease when she closed the door behind her, and rummaging through the refrigerator.

Unease when she changed in her room and sat down with her homework.

Unease. Terror by another word.

Violated. The feeling of terror at the hand of darkness.


Put it out of your mind. You’re driving yourself crazy.”

Rational thoughts pulling late night covers up high to hide.

And your’re keeping yourself awake. You can’t stand to lose a second of beauty sleep.”


From the darkest corner of her room, he watched as he forlong had.

He, blacker than the night.

His form, of lines or scrawls or scratches of black, not solid an object but a mass.

Contrasting not against the shadow … he was the shadow.


His words slipped into her consciousness like a molester’s unwelcome touch.

She pulled the covers tighter, retreating further into their shelter.

There is NO ONE there. Gracie, you heard NOTHING. Go to sleep.”


And somehow she did get to sleep, despite the darkness approached and leaned over her bed, looking well after her.


2

“Dad went into work early again?”

“Yeah.”

Mom looked like she’d tried to screw her head into her pillow all night.

“I like your hairdo,” Gracie told her with a smirk.

“This little thing?” Her mom smiled and held her head. “I call it the hair tornado. You like?”

“Ooh la la! Very much, madame.”

“Well, thank you. I put a lot of work into it.” She turned somber.

“Still not sleeping, mom?”

“Not very well.”

“The pills aren’t helping?”

“Not much, honey.” She read her daughter’s face. “But it’s nothing you should worry about. I’m sure it’s just a phase.”

“Hey, I’m the kid. I thought it was kids who go through phases.”

“Well what do you think adults are, silly? Just old kids, you know.”

They laughed.

“How’s things,” mom said after, “with school and everything?”

“Fine.”

“Fine?”

“But I don’t like it when dad is gone so much.”

“Me either,” mom said sadly all of a sudden. “You have no idea, Gracie.”


At home, the day was a long lifeless wait.

But everything comes to an end.


The convertible screeched to a stop in the driveway.

“I think you deserve a lot of credit.”

The girls dragged their bookbags from the car to the house.

“For failing the Algebra test? Thanks. The last thing I expected was praise for that, but praise me if you must.”

Gracie fumbled for the key. “I mean getting some help. Anybody can fail at something the first time. It’s the winners who dig down and turn a failure into a success.”

“Inspirational.”

The door sprang open.

“My dad says that all the time.”

Gracie led the way inside.

“You believe that crap?”

“It depends.”

“It depends?”

“Yeah, he says that all the time too. ‘It depends.’”

“That one, I could go along with. Is that a new chair?”

“We got it a couple weeks ago, mom picked it up at a flea market. Dad says it probably has fleas. Has it been that long since you’ve been over?”

“I guess so. Seems I’ve been spending all my time out raising Hell … while some people been wasting their youth here, studying.”

“Sounds about right. Which brings us to your current predicament.”

“Sounds about right. It is a predicament.”


Even in the company of her friend … she felt him.

When she closed the door behind them.

When they set down their bookbags and rummaging through the refrigerator.

He was there.

When they changed in her room.

When they sat down with to study.

Unease … terror by another word.


“Jenna! Jenna!”

“What is it, Gracie?”

“The bathroom door is stuck! Come help me, give it a push!”

Jenna started for her friend.

Then another voice stopped her.

“Who’s … there?” “Because I wanna know.” “I’m NOT taking off my …” “I’m not taking off ANYTHING. Seriously, who’s there?”

“Jenna!” Gracie called from the bathroom.

“Who’s there?” Jenna demanded of other, mysterious voice.


Gracie’s sudden appearance startled her.

“Why didn’t you help me?” demanded Gracie.

“I was on my way, then …”

“Well I got myself out.”

“I can see that, congratulations.”

“Thanks.”

“Gracie … there’s nobody else here, right?”

“Here in the house? Of course not.” Then she hesitated to ask. “Why?”

Jenna shuddered. “Mmm … no reason.”

But Gracie felt the reason. She, the girl who hid in her covers all night.

From the darkest corner, he watched as he forlong had.

The bathroom door had never stuck before.


3

Safety in numbers? She doubted it.

“Gracie, aren’t you hungry? You like this.”

“I know, mom … I do like it. I guess I’m just feeling … kind of weird.”

“Oh, sick to your stomach? That’s too bad, honey.”

“Not sick to my stomach … just not myself.”

“Okay, I’ve got you now. What about you, Jenner?”

“Mom, her name’s Jenn-A … not Jenn-ER.”

“I know, I’m just trying to liven up the spirit in this room.”

The lights went out.

“Um …” Jenna said. “That was―”

“Creepy,” Gracie said.

Gracie’s mom went for the light switch.

The lights popped back on.

“There,” she said. “Switched off was all it was.”

“How did that happen, mom?”

“Yeah,” Jenna chimed in, “mom.”

“I don’t know … maybe the switch wasn’t switched the whole way, and it popped back …”

“Does that really happen mom?”

“I don’t know … something happened.”

Jenna turned to Gracie. “You said it. Creepy.”

Gracie shuddered, wanting for the sanctuary of her bed covers.

Silence was broken by the grandfather clock on the wall beginning to strike.

They snapped up like sprung mousetraps.

And then stared at each other a second. Before laughing.

The tension had broken itself.

“You guys,” mom said after the clock finished chiming. “I think you’re wound a little tight tonight.”

“WE are?” Gracie giggled. “You jumped higher than we did.”

“Please …” her mom smirked. “I did no such thing.”

“Mrs. B,” Jenna chided her, “I think you did.”

“Oh, so that’s how it is. Two against one.”

“But … it’s gonna be one against one.” Jenna pointed at the clock. “I should get headed.”

“Already?” Gracie said. “Sure you don’t want to stay over?”

“As if. Ever since I failed that test … my parents have been all over me about curfew … especially on a school night. Not like I don’t deserve it …”

“Yeah, you could have studied harder before.”

“I could have tried harder to keep them from finding out about the grade, too.”

“How could you have done that?” mom said.

“You don’t want to know, mom.” Gracie’s expression warned Jenna.

“It’s like fixing a speeding ticket.” Jenna said as Gracie squirmed. “You have to play on their, um … sympathy.”

She winked at her friend.


On through the evening … she felt him.

When her dad came home. When her parents kissed her goodnight and went to bed.

He was there.

When she fell asleep on the couch in front of the TV.


Gracie’s eyes popped open.

An old sitcom was playing out on the screen.

She had goosebumps like someone had breathed on her neck, although she was virgin to the sensation.

The tingling touched everywhere.

She sat up.

“How late is it?” She consulted the grandfather clock. “Oh … that late.” She rubbed her face. “Time for bed.”

She noticed the door that led into the garage was open.

“That’s funny. Why’s that open?”

She got up meaning to close it, but hesitated.

The door closed. On its own.

If she had goosebumps before, they doubled in number, the chills up and down her spine were electric.

She wanted to run for covers. But remained frozen, eyes fixed upon that door.

It swung open again. Then closed.

Then it swung open again. From the unhinged side, unbelievably. Then closed again.

Her mind had gone foggy, swimming in fear and mystery.

When the door opened again, there was a figure in the opening.

Naked and swaying wantonly, the woman kneaded her breasts and tweaked their peaks.

It was shocking to see her mother that way.

She twirled her hair her fingers … looked hotly back behind her … and the door closed.

And it stayed closed. Only the goosebumps remained.


Brushing her teeth … goosebumps remained.

Slipping under the covers … goosebumps remained.

He was there.

He was the goosebumps.

And he was feeling talkative.

“Do I WANT you?” she replied from deep under covers. “Who ARE you?” “You just want to be my friend?” “And WHAT me? That’s disgusting.” “Was that really my mother, or just some sick …” “You know, if my father finds out … if he knew you were in here ...” “No, I don’t want you to go wake him up. You leave him alone too.” “No, you may not come in with me … you stay away.” “We’re not making friends, we’re never going to.” “WELL BELIEVE IT.”

How she ever got to sleep she’ll never know.

Not with the form of lines, or scrawls or scratches of black hovering over her bed all night.

Lusting for her candy … nibbling around her edges.



4

Morning.”

Mom was up early.

“Sleep well honey?”

And mom was smiling. And chipper.

“Not great …” Gracie said.

Mom smiled and stretched her arms up overhead.

She was standing in the doorway, open to the garage.

Like the woman her likeness stood nude last night.

At least she wasn’t acting as horny.

At least she had her clothes on.

“I got it so good last night,” her mom said. “Sleep, I mean. I slept like a log.”

“Great, mom.” “Too much information,” she thought, “but great.”

“Me too,” Dad said. Surprisingly, from the kitchen. “I only have an afternoon meeting today … so I thought I’d sleep in and make you guys breakfast.”

“Thanks Dad, but I have to leave for school soon.”

“I’ll cook it fast,” he said. “Just promise to eat it fast, okay?”

“Okay.”


“Wow,” Jenna said, “your dad’s car is in the driveway. Is he home sick?”

“No. He never stays home sick.”

“Then what’s up?”

“He stayed late to make us breakfast.”

“Oh, you mean your mom earned breakfast last night.”

“Ew … you mean … ew.”

Jenna pulled the convertible onto the road, and waved at Gracie’s house. “And I bet she’s already earning herself dessert right now.”

“Ew, Jenna. Can we talk about something else?”

“Okay. You know what I heard?”

“I don’t know,” Gracie smirked. “But when you giggle like that, I know it’s gonna be dirty.”

“It’s not. Okay, maybe just a little.”

“So, out with it.”

“You know Corey in Algebra?”

“Yeah.”

“Not bad looking, right?”

“Not bad.”

“He was hoping I could get him a study date with you.”

“A study date?”

“Yeah, he’s stupid for algebra just like me.”

“So it would be the three of us?”

“Just the three of us … and his stud friend Trent.”

“Trent? Isn’t he the guy you were telling me is supposed to be hung like a―”

“Well, I’m told he can lift heavy objects with it.”

“Oh yeah? How heavy?”

“As heavy as me, anyway. That’s all I care about.”

“I’m beginning to think that.”

“So tonight will be fine?”

“I don’t know … my parents are going out.”

“Perfect. It’s a date, I’ll tell the boys.”


5

Two cars wheeled into the driveway, the convertible in front.

“Do you think you can stall them? I left clothes all over my floor.”

“Silly. Having boys over to an empty house, your clothes are supposed to end up on the floor.”

“Jenna, you don’t think they expect that, do you? I’m not that kind of―”

“Relax, nobody expects anything. Of course they’re boys, so they’re always looking to get in our pants.”

“So what do we do?”

“We lead them on. That’s what keeps them interested.”


“I like your house.”

“Thanks Corey,” Gracie said. “It’s the best one … my parents have.”

Her awkward smile was reassured by his confident one.

“Well good for them.”

“Do you like it?” Jenna asked Trent, who was by then deep in the throes of snacking.

“Yeah,” he said, assuming she was talking about the snack, until the others’ expressions clued him in otherwise. “Oh, the house. Yeah, it’s nice.”

“Thanks,” Gracie said.

“You know what?” Jenna said. “We should play a game.”

“A game?”

“Yeah, we should play hide and seek.”

“Hide and seek, Jenna? I don’t think that’s a good idea.”

“Yeah!” the boys said, their thinking parts quick to spot an opportunity.

“But it’s getting dark, and the guys don’t know the house.”

“I know my way around great in the dark,” Trent said. “I’m like a bat. Kinda.”

Mostly Jenna giggled.

“We’ll be ok,” Corey said. “If … you want to.”

“Of course she wants to. Right Gracie?”

Their hostess looked reluctant.

“Okay Gracie, come on and let’s hide. You guys, make sure you count all the way to a hundred before you come for us. No cheating.”


6

“Are you counting?” Trent said.

“Kind of. We’re probably up to like, fifty or so.”

“Cool. I’m glad you’re counting.”

“If you,” Corey said, “happen to find Gracie …”

Trent grinned wide. “No worries, my man. She’s all yours.”

“Great. I mean, that’s cool.”

“But when I find that minx Jenna … that girl’s gonna be in trouble.”

“I don’t think she’ll mind too much.”

“I don’t think so either,” Trent said. “I hear she’s a beautiful person on the inside.”

“Oh yeah?”

“Oh yeah. Hey, where’s that bathroom? I gotta piss before we go find them.”

“That way,” Corey said. “First door on the left.”

“Thanks man. Hey, wait for me, okay?”

“Okay.”

“Cool. I’ll piss fast.”


It was hard to even find the closet in the dark. Inside it was dark as a womb.

Jenna sat cross-legged on the floor amongst the rest of the closet’s contents, facing the back wall. She tried not to breath too hard as she anticipated being discovered.

She unbuttoned a few buttons of her blouse to aid in that discovery.

A few minutes passed.

There was a noise close by. Then another. Someone was in the room.

Her heart raced.

The closet door opened behind her. The sound, the airflow, but no light.

Hanging clothes parted, yet she knew not for sure whether she was found. The camouflage of darkness gave her still a chance, and she breathed not a sound to make fullest use of that chance.

Not that she entirely minded being found.

Then hands on her shoulders informed her she was.

Though not a word was spoken.

Hands reached around her, finding the unbuttoned blouse she’d left for them, cupping her first, then taking them out of her brassiere.

“I can unhook that for you,” she whispered, reaching back and totally freeing herself from the garment.

His grip was greedy and rough, but she like it. He seemed to know what to squeeze.

One of his hands began working its way lower … and lower … she could feel herself melting already.

“Oh Trent,” she whispered. “I want this so much … kiss me.”


7

Nice bathroom,” Trent said to himself, looking around as he peed. “I love that dirty water,” he sang to the bowl. “Oh, Boston, you’re my home.”

He finished up and started to put it away. But then, he started thinking about Jenna. Especially, what he planned to do to her when he found her.

His member swelled to an impossible rod.

“Mmm … it’s never going back in my pants now.”

He considered his options.

“I’ll just leave it out.” He shrugged he shoulders. “Everybody will understand.”


The kiss in the dark she’d asked for, she got. And then some.

So deep she almost choked on it. Red hot and ice cold at the same time.

Hot and horny … with goosebumps.

Not right. Not right at all.

“Trent?” she whispered to her closetmate. “That is you …”

“No.”

The hand tickling between her legs was bringing her to climax.

“No?” she squeaked as it came on.

“Shadow Box,” her lover whispered in her ear.



8

You almost done in there?” Corey got up off the couch. “I could have counted to like, a million.”

“Just a sec.” Trent opened the bathroom door, and started to walk out phallus-first, carrying his pants rolled-up in his hand. “You might want to avert your eyes, my man.”

Then just as he reached the threshold, that problem bathroom door … slammed shut.

On him.

“AHHH!” the poor boy called out.

Corey hustled into the hallway, toward the bathroom.

Trent continued to shriek.

“What?” The hall was dark, but his hand found a light switch.

“OH MY GOD!”

The limp end of Trent’s manhood protruded from the shut door like the head of a dead snake.

Trent continued to shriek.

It was taking Corey a moment to process the scene.


Gracie, hearing Trent’s screams had come running.

She met Corey and then …

“OH MY GOD!”

“That’s what I said!”

“Corey, we gotta open that door.”

“We do?”

Trent continued to scream.

“What choice do we have?” she said.

“I don’t know. But …” He pointed at the hurt member.

“It’s not gonna be pretty,” she said. “But we gotta let it out.”

“Let HIM out, you mean.”

“Yeah, well they say where your cock goes, the rest of you will follow.”

“I’ve heard that too.”

“Okay Trent … ready or not … we’re opening the door.”


9

Gracie was first to notice Jenna had rejoined them.

“Jenna! Where the Hell have you been? Didn’t you hear Trent screaming?”

“I … I was … hiding. Why didn’t you come for me?”

“Look at Trent!”

Jenna was blank. “Why didn’t you come for me? Why did you … leave me to …”

“You guys!” Corey said. “I can’t believe I just packed someone’s dick in ice. I mean, I’ve sure never done that before.”

Trent was nearly passed out on the couch, a strange sight, naked from the waist down except for the bags of ice.

“Do you think we should call an ambulance? Or something?”

“NO,” Gracie said. “We can’t let anyone find out somebody hurt their penis at my house.”

“You, a … worried about your reputation there, Gracie?”

“No, but guys aren’t supposed to have their penises out here. I told my parents we would be studying!”

“Yeah … studying penile first aid.” Corey smirked.

Trent groaned.

Jenna sounded shaky. “It comes in handy.”

Corey replied, “It does sometimes.”

“Jenna?” Gracie asked. “Do you have any bright ideas?”

“Yeah, um … I don’t feel so well. I need to go home now.”

“Jenna?”

“Really, I feel awful but … I feel really awful.”


He was there.

When Trent was suffering.

They didn’t see him, but they could have. Dared they look.

When Jenna came from the closet.

He was there.

When Jenna had fled for home, and the other two were dragging Trent to his feet and getting him out.

He was there.

When she pretended nothing was wrong, greeting her parents and going to bed.

He was there. He saw everything, and she felt him.

The haunting was intense.

Instinct knew stalking.

Unease … terror by another word.



10

Why did you do that?” demanded Gracie from beneath her covers.

“Which thing?” He had taken up his watch at her bedside.

“You know which thing.”

“I don’t, but … because they had it coming?”

“WHO has THAT coming?”

“That should be obvious, my Gracie. Who got it?”

“Says you, they had it coming. Who died and made YOU God?”

“I don’t think that’s how it works. That’s not how God got the job.”

“Do you think I’m stupid or something?”

“Not at all, my Gracie.”

“Then why do you play with me?”

“It turns you on?”

“CERTAINLY NOT.”

“Okay, it turns me on.”

“I’m going to sleep.”

“See you there.”


11

“Hi Gracie.”

Mom had watched her get off the bus.

“What happened to your ride?”

Gracie set down her bag and shut the door behind her.

“Jenna wasn’t in school again today.”

“No? Still under the weather? She must have caught something good.”

“I don’t know. I called her and she said she didn’t want to talk about it.”

“Really. Guess something really did got ahold of her.”

“Seems like.”

“Good day today? Besides having to take the bus …”

“Yeah, it was okay. I don’t think I was really into it.”

“No? I hope you’re not getting what Jenna got.”

“Guess we’ll see. How ‘bout you, mom?”

“I’m exhausted. I don’t know why, all I did was lie around all day―”

“Are those scratches on your arms?”

“Oh no, they’re …” Mom quickly rolled down her shirtsleeves. “… they’re nothing. I cleaned all day, so I probably just―”

“I thought you said you lied―”

“I never said ‘I LIED’ young lady.”

Gracie was taken aback by the change in her mother’s demeanor. “You misunderstood, I didn’t mean―”

“I understand perfectly well. Maybe you should go to your room.”

“But … I …”

Mom pointed down the hall. “To your room.”

Dismayed, Gracie started walking.

“Disrespectful,” she heard her mother mutter after her. “Little bitch.”


He was there.

With mother and daughter.

When Gracie went to her room.

He was there.

They could both see him now.


12

After awhile, Gracie’s mom poked her head into the room.“I’m going to run some errands.”

Gracie was seated on her bed, books and papers spread all around. “Okay.”

She didn’t look up from her schoolwork.

“I’m sorry,” mom said, “I was very short with you before. I was out of line. Wasn’t feeling like myself, I guess.”

Gracie shot her mother a cold glance. “Nobody’s themselves. I hope your not getting what Jenna got.”

“Maybe I am.” She coughed once. “You’d better see that you don’t.”


She heard the garage door open, mom’s car drive out, and the door close again behind it.

“It’s all you, isn’t it.”

“It’s all me?” replied the dark figure looming in the corner of her room. “I suppose that depends on what ‘it’ is.”

“IT is Jenna …”

“If one’s playing hide-and-seek, does not one expect to be found?”

“My mother …”

“She’s more like lost and found.”

There was a hint of a chuckle from the faceless form of lines or scrawls or scratches of black.

“How DARE you talk about my mother like that?”

“You brought her up. And don’t be silly. Just because a woman’s a mother … trust me, that doesn’t mean she’s a lady.”

“We’re through with this conversation.” She covered her ears. “Blah blah blah blah.”

“As you wish, my Gracie.” He let it settle a moment. “What would you like to talk about?”


13

The night persisted, long and unsettled. In and out of sleep, one may as well have been the other.

“Hot,” Gracie said throwing off the covers. “Too hot.”

She shuffled down the hallway to the bathroom, and by the nightlight downed a cup of water.

Something made her turn around fast. “Shadow Box!”

She turned on the light.

There was nobody there.

Leaving the bathroom light on, she crept back up the hall.

“Shadow Box?” she whispered. “Shadow Box?”

The fear was present, but also … there was defiance.

Defiance of the fear. Defiance of the haunting.

She expected to find him finally lingering in that corner of her bedroom he’d so made his own.

Yet there was no shadowy form in that shadowy corner.


“If you’re playing hide-and-seek, don’t you expect to be found?”

What drove her to scour the house for the tormentor, she didn’t know.

Were she awake enough to sense the attraction, she would have run away screaming.

But throughout the domicile, she searched.

Until she crept up to that very last door, the one rock she’d not yet looked beneath.

The attic.

She’d hated it always, before she knew. Before she knew what lie in wait.

And now she did. And open up that creepy door and start climbing up those creaky stairs … she did.


“Are you there?”

She couldn’t make out a thing in the blackness.

No answer came.

“Oh, cat’s got your tongue, does it? I know you’re here, Shadow Box.”

She stepped forward.

“If you know I’m here,” replied a voice from the dark, “why do you ask?”

“Okay, I didn’t know. But I thought so.”

“Why are you here? Why pursue me?”

“Don’t you know the answer?” Gracie asked.

“Well yes―”

“If you know the answer,” she interrupted him.

“I don’t believe it. Not until I hear it from you.”

Gracie swallowed hard. “I … know what you want.”

“My Gracie.”

“And I know you’re not going to leave me alone until you get it.”

No response.

She got down on the floor.

Hiked her nightgown up around her waist.

And pulled her panties down over her knees, slipping them off one foot, then the other.

“So here it is!”

She arched her back and thrust her pelvis up at the darkness.

“I’VE GOT YOUR SHADOW BOX!”

No response.

“TAKE IT!”

In an instant he was down, inside, and all around her.

The encounter was not brief.

Nor was it gentle.


14

“Good to see you’re back in school.” The cheerleader snapped her gum.

“Thanks,” Jenna said. “Glad to be back on my feet.”

“Gracie,” the cheerleader said, “you look like Hell. You feelin’ okay?”

“I’ve felt better.”

“So I was just telling somebody about this dumb movie I went to the other night …”

Jenna made a face. “Surprised you noticed it was.”

“Um … what?”

“Nevermind.”

Jenna and Gracie shared a smile.

“And it had a girl, who let this evil spirit screw her … and like, everybody knows, you never have sex with the evil spirit. The evil’s been inside you. That’s the WORST thing you can do.”

Jenna and Gracie shared a frown.

“Everybody knows that,” the other girl continued. “What a stupid plot for a movie.”

“Everybody knows it,” Jenna said.

“Some people make mistakes.” Gracie was tearing up. “Huge, awful, terrible mistakes.”

She took off sobbing.

“Was it something I said?” asked the cheerleader.

“No. It’s just her time of the … whatever.”

“Is that why she’s walking funny?” She snapped her gum again.

Jenna paused a second to consider her response, then threw a big right cross and knocked that cheerleading bitch out.

“Read into that,” she said, “whatever you like.”


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Sunday, June 5, 2016

Thanks for the Poke


Preceded by 
"Water Fallin' " - read it here


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The wooden plank floor underfoot scarcely muffled the robust piano tune playing in the saloon downstairs.

“Do they play all night, Auntie?”

“Just about. But don’t worry … tired as we are, ain’t nothin’ gonna keep us awake.”

Tallulah smiled and nodded. “I’m feelin’ that.”

“I bet you are. That’s our room, down the hall.”

“I hope it has a washbasin.”

“You don’t look that dusty, honey.” Auntie winked at her.

“Neither do you, Auntie.” Tallulah winked back.

They were both gritty as hell from the road.



“Oh, this isn’t bad,” Tallulah said, her aunt leading her into the room.

“Well,” Auntie took in their surroundings. “I’ve surely seen worse. But I’ve seen better, too.”

The girl flopped down onto the bed. “It works for me.”

“Where is that man with the …”

“These your bags?”

A man stood in the doorway, luggage in hands.

Actually, he was leaning in the doorway, shoulder against the jamb.

“Appears the help here gets to drink on the job?” Auntie said.

“Pardon?”

“You heard me.”

“That’s right ma’am … I reckon I did. You see, drinkin’ here is ma’ job.” He giggled drunkenly. “An I carry the bags too.”

“I see.”

“You do?” He looked her up and down, and then eyed her niece watching from the bed. “I got somethin’ else you’d like to see.” He put down the luggage. “Bet you ladies would like to see ma’ cock.”

The girl on the bed froze.

Her aunt looked coy. “You really want us to check out your cock?”

He grinned, shitfaced and smug. “Oh yeah.”

His hands moved to his britches to free his willy.

“No,” Auntie said. “You let me get it for you.”

Tallulah’s face was astonishment.

“Oh?” he said. “So that’s how it is.” His hands fell to his sides. “Well that’d be just fine with me, little beaver. Come an get it.”

“I’m going to.”

She winked at her niece, then got close enough to the man in the doorway to smell the whiskey on his breath. “You ready, Mister?”

“I’m so ready, I can barely stand it. I got more than enough for the both of you.”

She reached down and grabbed something hard as wood.

Then she whipped it out.

Of his holster.

Slow to react, he was looking down the barrel of his own gun by the time he did.

“Little lady, what’s all of this?”

Tallulah was bolt upright on the bed.

Auntie smirked. “You wanted us to check out your cock.” 
Her thumb pulled back the gun’s hammer. “Seems to be working.”

He started to reach for the piece.

She jerked the gun at him. “THAT will do, sir. Don’t move … you seem like a fella who would have a hair trigger.”

“Well, I ain’t near as close as I was, I’ll tell you that.”

“Good … ‘cause there ain’t gonna be any shootin’ in here … unless you move a way I don’t like … you get me?”

“I getcha.”

“Good. So get the hell outta here.”

He looked ready to run, but hesitated.

“Can I have my gun back, ma’am?”

“Do I look stupid to you? Does he think I’m stupid, Tallulah?”

The girl shrugged. “I don’t know, Auntie. Maybe.”

“Nooo I don’t,” he said. “Why do ya―”

“You must think I’m stupid,” Auntie said over him, “because you asked me for your gun back. Now, if I give you this gun back, just HOW am I gonna SHOOT YOU if you PISS ME OFF?”

She looked about ready to shoot him.

“Good point,” he said, twitching nervously. “Ya know, I’m feelin’ mighty sober all of a sudden … and I’m awful sorry if I offended … but I’d sure like to go now.”

“That’d be a damn good idea. Now, get! And count yourself lucky if I don’t shoot you in the ass while you go. And not the way you’d probably like, either.”

The man nodded and disappeared into the hallway, his scrambling footsteps drumming on that wood plank floor.

“Crazy bitch with a gun,” they heard him say over the din of the raucous saloon downstairs.

Auntie smirked at her niece. “Crazy bitch with your gun,” she said after him.

“We already have guns,” Tallulah said.

“Yeah, but his is nicer than mine. And besides, where we’re going … you can’t have too many.” She handed the piece to he niece.

Tallulah popped open the six-shooter’s cylinder.

“There’s only one bullet. A man like that’s really pushing his luck packin’ just one bullet.”

“Likely he already pushed his luck … that’s where the other five bullets went.”

“Probably.”

“Don’t worry, Tallulah. We got plenty of bullets.”



It was hot in the room, too hot for the blankets, so she lay atop the bedding in her nightdress. Even that, she hiked up around her waist to cool her legs.

Her ladybug was out, but the darkness cared not and neither did she. Body gone limp, the bed felt fantastic, a welcome upgrade from the coach on the road.

A knock at the door startled her from almost asleep.

There followed a series of knocks.

Auntie had told her firmly, “No matter what you do, don’t open the door. Not for anyone besides me.”

“You in there?” a man’s voice said. “Come on and let me in.”

More knocking grew more persistent.

She sighed and got out of bed.

“Damn drunk, probably got the wrong room.”

The Colt under her pillow found its way into her hand and she crept with it to the door.

“I’m warnin’ you,” she said. “I’m not alone.” She clenched the weapon.

“PLEASE,” said the man’s voice. “Open the door.”

She sighed again. “You got the wrong room—now GIT.”

“I ain’t goin’ nowhere … I’m―”

The door eased open, lamplight from the hall spilling over the girl with the gun and the room behind her.

“You’re always pointing that thing at me,” the boy said.

Well, he was a man, but a boyish one.

It took her a moment to recognize him. “Tallywhacker?”

“That’s not really my name, but at least you remember me.” He smiled. “I’m not surprised.”

“I hardly recognized you with your clothes on.”

“Come on now … can I come in?”

“No, my Auntie said ―”

“Your Auntie’s not here now.” He looked furtively down the hallway and back.

“But―”

“Okay,” he said, pushing his way in, “thanks for the invite.”

He closed the door behind him and locked it.

The room was back in black.

“Oh,” she said, “you’re bad. Get out.”

“We need some light in here … you got any candles?”

He was moving in the dark.

“Those aren’t candles,” she said.

“They’re not?” He feigned confusion.

“Feel like titties, don’t they?”

“Mmm … now that you mention it.”

“I still have my gun on you.”

“I really was looking for candles.” He removed his hands from her nightdress.

“Yeah, sure you were.”

“Where else should I look?”

She narrowed her stance. “How about on the table?”

He knocked something off the table. “Found the table.”

After some fumbling a light was struck, and then a candle lit.

“There,” he said. “Now we can see who we’re talking to.”

The candlelight glimmered off the shiny Colt still pointed at him.

“What is with you and that thing?” he asked. “Do you really want to shoot me that bad? Put it away.”

“A girl has to be careful with no-good cowboys.”

“No-good cowboy?” He grinned. “Who are you callin’ a cowboy?”

She smiled at his quip.

And stashed the gun back under her pillow.

“Is that safe?” he said.

“I don’t exactly have a place to hide it in my nightdress.”

He raised his eyebrow. “No … I reckon ya don’t.”

She blushed, but the light was too dim to show it.

“I mean, there’s no holster.”

He looked her over. “I see.”

She was stunning.

“How did you know I was here?” she said.

“I saw you and that other good lookin’ woman come in. I was in the saloon, makin’ friends and money.”

“Oh, I’m good lookin’, huh?”

“You wouldn’t spect me to remember you if you wasn’t?”

“And my Auntie?”

“She doesn’t look old enough to be your auntie.”

“She’s my mother’s youngest sister … only ten years between us.”

“Well see there, it runs in the family.”

“What does?”

“Don’t make me say it.”

“Say it.”

“Don’t.”

“I’ll get my gun.”

“I’ll say it,” he said, taking her up in his arms. “Can you hear me?”

He kissed her.

Just once, but it lasted …

She breathed heavily at its conclusion. “It’s hard to answer you with your tongue in my mouth.”

“Be nice,” he replied, “or I’ll put it back in you.”

“I won’t be nice.”

“Then you’re in trouble,” he said, and applied another kiss, pushing her gently toward the bed.

She yielded to him.

He loosened his gun belt and let it slide to the floor, stepping out of it on the way.

Soon they lay together, that kiss still unbroken.

By the hardness she felt against her, she really was in trouble.

But her own parting legs informed her, not as deep a trouble as she wanted.

Then kisses on her neck made her skin crawl … in a good way.

She felt all too willing to entertain his hands moving over her nightdress, all greedy and improper.

And thrilling!

The room was spinning in ecstasy, even though the real ecstasy was yet to―


A loud knock at the door interrupted them. And then another.

Like someone was trying to knock the damn door down.

“Let us in!” hollered a voice from the hallway.

“We know he’s in there!”

“We demand it, at once! Open this door or we’ll smash our way in!”

Tallywhacker sprang up off the girl like she was a hot coal he’d fallen on.

“What’s going on?” Tallulah said, disoriented and short of breath.

Just a moment prior, something really good and bad was about to happen.

“Sorry,” he said. “I gotta go.” He rushed to the window and opened it. “Believe me …” Longing had replaced his swagger. “I’m really sorry.”

They were pounding on the door.

“LET US IN THERE!”

“What do you want?” Tallulah yelled at the door.

She turned back in time to catch the last of her boy slipping out the window. “Romance is fleeting,” she recalled being told one time. “I guess to hell.”

A loud bang and the door was forced open.

Several men stormed into the room.

“Where is he?”

“Where is who?”

She pulled the blankets to cover up.

“The kid. He musta come in here … we looked everywhere else.”

“A kid?” she said. “Somebody’s child is missing? How awful. But I ain’t seen anybody’s kid.”

“YOU know who we mean.”

“Mister, I assure you … I have no idea.”

One of the men pointed at the gun belt on the floor.

“The kid that dropped his iron there. Likely before he dropped your drawers.”

There were heavy footsteps approaching from the hall.

And then an angry voice.

“WHAT is the MEANING of THIS? Stand aside, you step aside. WHERE is my niece? If there is a hair out of place on her head …”

“Don’t look at us,” one of the men said with a smirk, “if there is.”

“AUNTIE!” Tallulah jumped up from the bed and into her aunt’s arms. “They broke the door down!”

“It’s alright honey,” she stroked her back. “Your auntie will take care of this.”

“I wish somebody would,” one of the men said. “I’m lookin’ fer that young scoundrel. An I know he was hidin’ in this here room.”

Auntie turned to face the men, and Tallulah sat on the bed.

“Scoundrel?” Auntie said. “What the hell is goin’ on here?”

“See, the kid skipped out on our card game … owin’ us a lot of money.”

The other men sputtered in agreement.

“Owin’ ME a LOT of money.”

“You let a KID owe you a lot of money?” Auntie said. “That was you FIRST mistake.”

“Shut yer trap, woman … or it won’t be my LAST mistake.”

The men cackled menacingly.

“I hope she keeps talkin’,” one of them said. “I’d put a mistake in her.”

There was more raucous laughter.

“Me too! Me too!”

In an instant, Auntie swooped down and plucked one of Tallywhacker’s guns from the holster on the floor near her feet.

And it was poking the biggest talker in the chest before anyone had a chance to object.

“What’s this?” the stunned man asked.

She cocked the hammer.

Tallulah looked near us stunned as he did.

“I’m fixin’ to blow a hole in your chest your heart won’t soon forget … son of a bitch probably pour right on out.”

“Awww … why would you want to go and do that?”

She put it to him harder, like she wished there was a bayonet affixed to the barrel.

“Why wouldn’t I want to?”

“I … I was just lookin’ for the kid.”

“We don’t know nothin’ bout no kid. Right honey?”

“Ah …” Tallulah said, “right, Auntie.”

“Ya hear that? We can’t help ya. Now get out—or I’ll shoot ya FULL of holes.”

He sized her up and spat on the floor. “Alright.” He stepped back.

Auntie squinted into him.

“Thanks for the poke,” he said, with a nod to the gun.

His compadres laughed. One of them said, “That kinda poke aint’ my favorite.”

They started to leave.

Auntie held the gun on them still. “Keep on talking,” she said. “You’ll end up in the kind of box that ain’t your favorite.” She looked at Tallulah and shook her head. “Thanks for the poke.” She sighed. “What an asshole.”

“Auntie,” Tallulah said, “I think we should find somewhere else to stay.”

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-Harlowe Pilgrim

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Monday, May 16, 2016

Harlowe Pilgrim’s ‘Tweeting Fool’ #6

Pithy thoughts and wanderings …
  
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How the Hell am I supposed to fertilize the entire garden?






She said, “There’s bread for the ducks in the cupboard.”

He said, “Since when are there ducks in the cupboard?”



I sordid her dirty laundry.




“Just tell me what it’s gonna take to get you in this bed tonight.”
 (furniture salesman)



Making a baby in the shower, and a baby shower, are two entirely different things.

For one thing, with baby showers, the daddy-to-be doesn’t usually come.






Watch your pussies around the grill.
Fire and pets do NOT mix.





Confucius say,
“NASCAR not prove who is right. NASCAR prove who can turn left.”



Shower lifeguard duty last night.
 Don’t worry – everybody that came in, came out.  



I’m afraid I’m losing the squirt-gun battle of the sexes.


 Mine has the range and accuracy … but the lady’s squirter has unlimited ammo.



The worst thing about tornadoes is, you feel like you’re always pissing around in circles. And then it hits you …




Smoking crack again?
Better put some ice on that.





My all-time favorite Italian wrestling move … the Spaghetti Squash.




It’s been a while since I’ve been in Georgia.
I should give her a call.


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-Harlowe Pilgrim



Copyright 2016 Cock And Bull Publishing, LLC


Harlowe Pilgrim's books are available at AmazoniBooks
Smashwords.comBooks-A-Million, and most other online booksellers.

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And on Pinterest