“Are you going to the Halloween party this year?” her friend asked.
“Yes. We're going as a horse.”
“And,” her husband added, “I'm going to be the horse’s arse.”
“Not only that,” his wife said, “but since it’s Halloween, he also gets to wear a costume.”
-Harlowe Pilgrim
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