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Do
they call the residents of Tampa, 'Tampons'?
“Everyone
please put your vibrators on phone, and we’ll begin.”
MPH = Margaritas Per Hour
"Geez
mom," the just-delivered baby said. "Why don't you close
your legs and sit like a lady?
No wonder you got yourself in
trouble."
hike-ku:
a poem about football
Creamation is not nearly as much fun as its misspelling would lead you to
believe.
Is 'sexual battery' the kind that sex toys take?
How
did Al Gore invent the internet?
He used Al-Gore-rithms.
Failed product idea: exfoliating sex lube
(too much wear and tear, between your legs down there).
Is
it true that every time a toilet in the US is flushed, a shit volcano
erupts in China?
Sometimes
I really want to be a sperm donor ...
but it comes ...
and it goes.
bank
throbber: a dude who uses his erect member to hold up (not in an
Atlas sense) a bank.
Sounds
like a come dream true.
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-Harlowe Pilgrim
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