Saturday, May 23, 2015

Harlowe Pilgrim’s ‘Tweeting Fool’ - no. 2


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Do they call the residents of Tampa, 'Tampons'?

Everyone please put your vibrators on phone, and we’ll begin.”

MPH = Margaritas Per Hour

"Geez mom," the just-delivered baby said. "Why don't you close your legs and sit like a lady?
No wonder you got yourself in trouble."


hike-ku: a poem about football


Creamation is not nearly as much fun as its misspelling would lead you to believe.

Is 'sexual battery' the kind that sex toys take?

How did Al Gore invent the internet?
He used Al-Gore-rithms.

Failed product idea: exfoliating sex lube
(too much wear and tear, between your legs down there).

Is it true that every time a toilet in the US is flushed, a shit volcano erupts in China?

Sometimes I really want to be a sperm donor ...
but it comes ...
and it goes.

bank throbber: a dude who uses his erect member to hold up (not in an Atlas sense) a bank.

Sounds like a come dream true.


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-Harlowe Pilgrim



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