My smartass friend made himself
up as a Jehovah's Witness
(complete with handouts)
and went door
to door trick-or-treating.
And what happened?
Everyone turned out their
lights and pretended they
weren’t home!
So there you
go.
No tricks.
And no treats.
Think he’d have better luck,
if he tried it
on Halloween?
-Harlowe
Pilgrim
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Halloween first started with Prostitutes - during the Great Abstinence of 1267 the Ladies of the Night were unable to make a living 'turning tricks' for cash. After hiring some fast-talking advertising hotshots, they devised a plan to reinvigorate there business by expanding their business to also selling a range of sweets. This was called Trick or Treats.
ReplyDeleteOne things for sure - don't eat the treats.