“It
would be cool if submarine docks looked like vaginas. The subs would
slide right in.”
“Have
you ever even seen one?”
“No.”
“Then
what do you know about … submarine docks?”
“Well,
I’ve seen one of those.”
“So
… you haven’t seen a vagina, then.”
“Nope.
Don’t have a clue what they look like.”
“That’s
a shame.”
“Unless
they look like submarine docks. I’ve seen one of those.”
“Well
sorry, they don’t.”
“It
would be cool if they did, though.”
“Because
…”
“The
subs would slide right in.”
-Harlowe Pilgrim
PS.
I bet you’re glad we got that straightened out.
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