A man wraps his member in a ton of gauze, so it looks enormous, and takes it downstairs to show his wife.
"Trick or treat, honey," he says, proudly thrusting it at her.
"It must be a trick," she says, "because we both know there's no way the little guy could hold up all that gauze on its own."
-Harlowe
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