A not so well-known fact is that the Frankenstein monster's penis was sourced from the corpse of a donkey-dicked porn star.
Unfortunately, Frankenstein was so strong, and used his penis so hard, that the stitching which held it in place was overpowered and snapped, rendering the once mighty monster sexless and frustrated.
Which was what all the moaning and groaning and asshole behavior was about.
Think of all the sexless and frustrated people you know. They probably act the same way.
-Harlowe
Pilgrim
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