Coitus is such a clinical, unsuspecting word.
“How was your doctors appointment?”
“They did diagnose a medical
condition.”
“Oh? What’s that?”
“The doctor could tell right away …
I have coitus. So they said you probably have it too.”
Coitus sounds harmless.
“But I only just met you … I could
never put your penis in my mouth on the first date.”
“How about a little coitus, then?”
“Okay.”
Coitus sounds a little like an obscure
nutrient.
“I feel kind of tense … low energy
… maybe I should start taking vitamins.”
“What you need is more coitus in your
diet. You’ll feel that tension slip away. And maybe gush away.”
“That sounds good. How often should
I take it?”
-Harlowe Pilgrim
PS. Take it a lot.
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