Saturday, April 5, 2014

Different ... Strokes?

You know what the right direction is for stroking lady parts?

Cockwise!  (naturally)

You know what the other right direction for stroking lady parts is?

You thought I was going to say counter-cockwise, right?

Well, if you have the counter space to work with, then fine - have at it.


A counter's as good a place as any.

Breast of luck to you,

-Harlowe Pilgrim

Copyright 2014 Cock and Bull Publishing, LLC

This piece appears in the ebook Harlowe Pilgrim's Oh My Words! 2014.

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