“Hey!” she said. “Get that thing out of my ass!”
“Oh, sorry.” He quickly slipped out her back door, and into her front.
“That’s better. What’s the matter with you? I told you I don’t do ...”
“I know, I know. It’s my dyslexia.”
“Your what?”
“My dyslexia … you know, how I see numbers and letters switched around?”
“Yeah? That puts your dick in my ass?”
“Well, when you lay on your side like this … I guess I got your A-hole mixed up with your F-hole.”
She started laughing.
“What’s so funny? I’m trying to—”
“I just can’t believe you got mixed up. You’re my A-hole, honey.”
“Oh oh,” he said, picking up the pace. “Them’ s fucking words. And you know, I think I feel my dyslexia coming back on ...”
-Harlowe Pilgrim
Copyright 2013 Cock and Bull Publishing, LLC
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