Once upon a stubbly cheerleader ...

Why did the stubbly cheerleader get thrown a penalty flag?

Unnecessary roughness.

Honey, they make razors for that.

(The crowd goes wild!)

-Harlowe Pilgrim

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Superhero Story - BIG NEWS!

If you're into stories or superheroes (or both), you have to check out Superhero Story - the new Young/Adult novel by Harlowe Pilgrim!

It's 100% fun, and appropriate for all ages!

Jake and his friends are just your typical teenagers, doing what typical teenagers do ... until they cross paths with superheroes ... and supervillains.  

Caught in the crossfire, as the forces of good and evil battle for control of the city, the stakes have never been higher, and the youths find themselves in one unbelievable situation after another.

Perfect for kids of all ages, and heroes of all stages ...

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Labor Day

Let’s see now …

Every year,

Thanksgiving falls on a Thursday,

Christmas comes on the 25^th,

Easter is always on a Sunday,

and the 4^th of July is always on … well, the 4^th.

And then there’s Labor Day.

Which is always on the 9^th …

… month after ‘Sloppy Forgot-My-Pills Sex Night’ (a frequent and popular holiday in its own right).

Stick it on your calendar.

-Harlowe Pilgrim

Ps. You can’t keep it from coming, because you couldn’t keep it from coming.

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Government Condom

Full of holes,

Expensive as shit.

Don’t work too good,

It just don’t fit.

Got no ribs,

For anyone’s pleasure.

Nothing to see here,

Unlimited treasure.

Full of holes,

Just like a government condom.

-Harlowe Pilgrim

PS. "Is this the end of the line?"

Copyright 2014 Cock and Bull Publishing, LLC

This piece appears in the ebook Harlowe Pilgrim's Oh My Words! 2014.

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Cock Dock Talk

“It would be cool if submarine docks looked like vaginas. The subs would slide right in.”

“Have you ever even seen one?”

“No.”

“Then what do you know about … submarine docks?”

“Well, I’ve seen one of those.”

“So … you haven’t seen a vagina, then.”

“Nope. Don’t have a clue what they look like.”

“That’s a shame.”

“Unless they look like submarine docks. I’ve seen one of those.”

“Well sorry, they don’t.”

“It would be cool if they did, though.”

“Because …”

“The subs would slide right in.”

-Harlowe Pilgrim

PS. I bet you’re glad we got that straightened out.

Copyright 2014 Cock and Bull Publishing, LLC

This piece appears in the ebook Harlowe Pilgrim's Oh My Words! 2014.

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It's one Hell of a beach read ...

And you're one Hell of a reader.

Sounds like a Hell of a match to me.

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“FUCK!” Jesus slammed the front door and stomped into the house.

His wife rolled over in her bed, stretched her arms overhead, and yawned. “Sounds like The Prince of Peace is home …”

Adult Humor - Not appropriate for under 18 years of age ... or for anyone offended by Jesus using the F-word, or by Santa's glorious naked body.

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Short and fun ...

Like a midget's vagina

usually is.

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