"And here, we have an aerial photograph of Washington DC."

"Is that the Capitol building, or the White House?"

"It's hard to tell from this altitude."

"Maybe the snakes should wear name tags."

"It wouldn't make much difference ... the snakes are all the same."

-Harlowe Pilgrim

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Government Condom

Full of holes,

Expensive as shit.

Don’t work too good,

It just don’t fit.

Got no ribs,

For anyone’s pleasure.

Nothing to see here,

Unlimited treasure.

Full of holes,

Just like a government condom.

-Harlowe Pilgrim

PS. "Is this the end of the line?"

Copyright 2014 Cock and Bull Publishing, LLC

This piece appears in the ebook Harlowe Pilgrim's Oh My Words! 2014.

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