Short and fun ...

Like a midget's vagina

usually is.

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Free Green Beer!

Is what I’d say … if green beer … was in jail.
Or if I was giving away, green beer.
Which … I’m not.
But I am giving away … the next best thing.
There are few things better to do, drunk.
And there’s nothing better to read, drunk.
Than my novel, Jesus Vs. Santa.
And I’m giving the ebook away FREE, the entire month of March, in honor of St. Patrick’s Day.
Because I want you to pass out laughing.
Not just getting laughed at (like usual).
Get it FREE at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/241377.

Come on … you have nothing to lose but but your innocence!

(Now that was a joke!)

-Harlowe Pilgrim

PS. If you like it, tell a friend. If you need a friend … try showing a little more cleavage.

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Harlowe Pilgrim’s books are available at Amazon, iBooks,     Smashwords.com, Books-A-Million, and most other online booksellers.
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