Labor Day

Let’s see now …

Every year,

Thanksgiving falls on a Thursday,

Christmas comes on the 25^th,

Easter is always on a Sunday,

and the 4^th of July is always on … well, the 4^th.

And then there’s Labor Day.

Which is always on the 9^th …

… month after ‘Sloppy Forgot-My-Pills Sex Night’ (a frequent and popular holiday in its own right).

Stick it on your calendar.

-Harlowe Pilgrim

Ps. You can’t keep it from coming, because you couldn’t keep it from coming.

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