Obama's Big Stick

"So, President Obama … Vice President Biden has promised us that you have a big stick."

"Uh … yeah … well … I guess he did say that."

"Which made us wonder, if you've had an opportunity to check out each other's sticks—perhaps you'd like to return the favor, and critique Mr. Biden's … stick."

"Uh … okay. Well, it's … it's really … well, it's … honestly … I've never seen anything like it. Biden's known for having hair plugs … but … I didn't even know they did them … down there. That had to hurt, right? I mean … damn."

-Harlowe Pilgrim

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