She really gave it up

A mom overhears her son on the phone …

"Yeah, she opened it up wide for me, and I went in deep … everything I wanted, she just let me take it … a bunch of other guys came too … and she took care of every one of them. She's the easiest one I know—that's for sure. You should hit that! Okay, I'll see you later."

He hung up the phone, and mom made her presence known.

"Uh hum … well, I never … I don't know what to say! You just wait 'till your father comes home, young man!"

"Why, mom? You think he's gonna want some of my trick or treat candy? I was just telling my friend, old Mrs. Thomas really gave it up—but shouldn't dad have to get his own costume? And get his own damn candy?"

-Harlowe Pilgrim

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