Sunday, October 28, 2012

Scary-ass costume



A trick-or-treater came to my door wearing an Obama mask.

I reacted instantly, slamming the door in his face, and running to hide under my bed.

I've always been scared to death of clowns.

(feel free to substitute the politician of your choosing)



-Harlowe Pilgrim


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