Tom the turkey was drinking beers with one of his buddies.
"You know how a female dog is called a bitch?" he said. "Did you know a female turkey is also called a bitch?"
"They are? That's news to me, man."
"Yeah? Well …" Tom downed the rest of his beer. "… I guess that shows you've never been married to one of 'em."
-Harlowe Pilgrim
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