Please Do Disturb

“What do you say when you’re traveling with your wife, and you’ve sneaked back to your room and had wild mid-day sex?”

“First, I’d tell her … I’m sorry, I guess I have the wrong room. Then I suppose I’d have to go see where I left the wife.”



-Harlowe Pilgrim

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