“Hey!” The man came running out of the convenience store.
“Take your hands off my wife!”
“Huh?”
the gas attendant said. “This is your wife?”
“YES
she’s my wife! And … honey? Are you fuck―”
“Sorry,
man. I thought she was your daughter.
Not
bad.”
“HEY!
I TOLD YOU ...”
“Mmmm
...” The attendant took a deep breath, and sighed. “Okay, there
you go.”
“There
I go? What do you mean …”
“You
said to fill ‘er
up. Well, she’s
all filled up
now.”
“Why
you … YOU …”
“There
you go.” The attendant slapped her on the ass. “Hey … while
you’re here, mister … do you guys need any gas?”
-Harlowe Pilgrim
Copyright 2013 Cock and Bull Publishing, LLC
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