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Woke up at the crack of Dawn this morning ... come to think of it, 'Dawn' was probably just her stage name.
“Everyone please put your vibrators on phone, and we’ll begin.”
You know you’ve made it when you can go on a breast milk diet
and hire a squad of lactating cheerleaders to suckle.
"She'll
be coming around the mountain when she comes."
I know that's a
long ways, but I've been teasing her awhile ...
Introduce
yourself by sticking your nose in her crotch like a dog.
If she just
smiles and pets you, she's a keeper.
“Don’t
takem’ off – just pull them down around your ankles.”
(socks?)
It's all fun and games ... until someone forgets to take her pill.
The new iPad will be more absorbent, and have wings.
And thankfully, a remote control.
Cunny
Lingus - the new Irish airline everyone wants to fly.
“Ah,
the nursing home … where nobody’s fertile, and memories are so
short.”
Sounds like a come dream true.
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-Harlowe Pilgrim
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